Just for fun

Do you know why the poor don't visit the rich?

Question :  " What would you like to drink ... fruit juice, soda, tea , Milo , chocolate, or coffee ? "

Answer :    " Tea please "

Question :   Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea ? "
Answer :    " Ceylon tea please "

Question :  " How would you like it ? Black or white ? "
Answer :    " White please "

Question :  " Milk, whitener, or condensed milk ? "
Answer :    " Milk please "

Question :  " Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk ? "
Answer :    " Cow milk please."

Question :  " Milk from Freeze land or Afrikaner cow? "
Answer :    "Afrikaner cow please. "

Question :  " Warm or cold ? "
Answer :    " Warm please. "

Question :  " Full cream, low fat or fat free ? "
Answer :    " Umm  ...  I'll rather take it Full please. "

Question :  " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ? "
Answer :    " With sugar please. "

Question :  " Beet sugar or cane sugar ? "
Answer :    " Cane sugar please. "

Question :  " White, brown or yellow sugar ? "
Answer :    " Just forget about the tea. I'll have a glass of water instead please."

Question :  " Mineral or still water ? "
Answer :    " Mineral water please. "

Question :  " Flavoured or non-flavoured ? "
Answer :    " Hey !!  Just get me water from the river  ...  I don't want to know which river  !!!