Fun

There are times 

when wives are not interested in statistics !!

My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits
we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

' THIS BULL  MATED  50  TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs  ...Smiled and said, 

'He mated  50  times last year.'

We walked to the second pen 
which had a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL  MATED  150  TIMES LAST YEAR'

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said,

' WOW ~~ That's more than twice a week !
.......... You could learn a lot from him.'

We walked to the third pen and

it had a sign attached that said in capital letters,

' THIS  BULL MATED  365  TIMES LAST YEAR '

My wife was so excited that

her elbow nearly broke my ribs,

and said,

'That's once a day.
You could  REALLY  learn something from this one.'

I looked at her and said,

' Go over and ask him 

if it was with the same old cow every time.'

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